Good Doggie

Good Doggie

One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse."My wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Bill."What happened to her?" "My dog bit her and she died." Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse.The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well." Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I borrow your dog?" To which the man replied, "Get in line."

Funny People

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It seems you do not laugh

It seems you do not laugh

Court ready to prosecution

A person comes before a judge on charges of theft.
The judge asked him: "Do you plead guilty?"
Season suspect: "Judge, you have no idea what I was going through, some days I do not have food ..."
The judge interrupts him and asks again: "Answer me in one word, yes or no?".
Continues the same person insisted: "Your Honor, I really have no idea what I was going through.
Just got fired from work ... "
The judge interrupted him again: "Do not tell me stories, just give me a straight answer, yes or no answer." Accused of ignoring the request of the judge,
And continues: "Judge, yesterday they seized my dining room table ...".
At this stage, the judge has been angry, hammering
And asks: "Will you answer in one word, yes or no?"
The same man replies: "Your Honor, there are questions that can not be one-word responses.
I would ask Your Honour asked if I honor one word answer, yes or no, I'll do it. "
Justice curious finally agrees challenge.
Asks the accused: "Is it true, what they say recently, Your Honour stopped taking bribes?"

There is another place lol?

There is another place lol?

Go green light

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

1.nsoi age 30, heard knocking on the door, he walked over, opened the door and saw a friend who had the army not met for 10 years and with a dog, they both sat and laughed and told each other what had happened to them and in the meantime, the dog destroyed his house, tore up the chairs, dirtied the curtains, broke the computer, when the member stood at the door before he left, he said to him, I'm really glad you came, but if you can next time you bring your dog, then answered friend: It's not my dog ​​at all, he lay there Me When I arrived, I thought it was yours.

Association for drugs

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