Funny People

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Court ready to prosecution

A person comes before a judge on charges of theft.
The judge asked him: "Do you plead guilty?"
Season suspect: "Judge, you have no idea what I was going through, some days I do not have food ..."
The judge interrupts him and asks again: "Answer me in one word, yes or no?".
Continues the same person insisted: "Your Honor, I really have no idea what I was going through.
Just got fired from work ... "
The judge interrupted him again: "Do not tell me stories, just give me a straight answer, yes or no answer." Accused of ignoring the request of the judge,
And continues: "Judge, yesterday they seized my dining room table ...".
At this stage, the judge has been angry, hammering
And asks: "Will you answer in one word, yes or no?"
The same man replies: "Your Honor, there are questions that can not be one-word responses.
I would ask Your Honour asked if I honor one word answer, yes or no, I'll do it. "
Justice curious finally agrees challenge.
Asks the accused: "Is it true, what they say recently, Your Honour stopped taking bribes?"